"Autumn has arrived early this year.. I repeat, Autumn has arrived early this year.." (A Godfather's Report)

Hey all,

Chapter 2 has been postponed until Trogdor recovers from his unexpected death army and girlfriend commitments. He is likely to be out of action until early next month.

At the Desert, the Heroes of Maya are helping Hen-Lord Alan locate several missing patrols around Castle Greyskill. Whatever the reason is regarding the disappearances, it seems bent on sending them to the Under, permanently.

Ahh. Talking about mysteries, I have been assigned the role of "Godfather" to my really cute niece, Autumn Elizabeth Kwek.

She was born on the afternoon of  March 18th, and has a full head of jet-black hair and a hearty cry. Her features are delicate and clear; thus I nicknamed her "Christian Advanced 2.0" as she seems like a superior-looking Christian comparing both their Day 1 looks.

The unverified picture above shows an extremely charming Oriental dude cradling Autumn -the equally charismatic girl-child- in his arms. From that snapshot alone, one could see the dude's her smooth skin, wide smile and overall youthfulness.

Attached loosely on the belt of the Oriental dude's slim waist was a hastily written DnD 4e Character Sheet:

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Name: the_Godfada
Age: 34
Race: Human-ish
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Class: Scholar/Bard real-life Hybrid, recently multiclass-ed as a Godfather.
Level : Huh?

Strength: 8
Constitution: 13

Dexterity: 12
Intelligence: 14

Wisdom: 13
Charisma: Numbers do not do him justice but I would say a 16 at least.

Feats: 

• Tennis Concentrate (Minor Style- You gain specific bonuses to the At-Will powers called Forehand, Backhand, Volley, First/Second Serve) 
• Spit Acid Laden Speech (You deal 1d6 acid damage to your target for each round of heated conversation you engage in), 
• Lesser Godfather (Multiclass Feat- choose a child. He/she now gains the godchild keyword and you gain the Godfather keyword. The godchild gains "At every level of experience the godchild gains, the godfather has to reward him/her with an item of appropriate level/value. 

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Finally, a hearty congrats again to my sperm-laden brother Shane and his toon-generating wife Momo.

I wish Autumn a speedy journey to the day she can walk, talk, and comprehend; discovering that even though her lesser godfather would not be able to get her everything she wants, but one day he might be able to get her something she needs.

Cyall' on the flip side. (Astra's Beginnings to come soon.)