We will be taking a break from Chapter 2 after this National Day Week, as our resident sorcerer Astra will be going on an RL holiday to Europe for a month or so.
Meanwhile, somewhere deep in Ca-en, the party are hot on the heels of the evil dryad Yeminsha, and kinda realized that she might have something to do with the missing item in the arcane casing that they found in the stone pile after defeating Melchiot, Guardian of the Oasis Temple, who was there to collect the precious mineral -EquestK with help from his limited elemental forces.
Backpacks filled with EquestK and fresh after swiftly beating up on the hapless Guardian, the four now head back to Segai the Dreamcaster who awaits the supply to fuel his creations, vanquish Yeminsha, and also, to help the party in their cause to save Maya and the region against the crazed Mandingo.
I wish them the best of luck in the next session; and since we are on the topic of luck and randomness, I now divert your precious attention to this really advanced piece of computer technology. ---->
Nope. Nothing wrong with your browser. And you can quit rubbing your eyes. The keys are blank.
Yes. A keyboard with umm, blank keys. Why haven't anyone thought of it before? How many times have you been on a keyboard and secretly wished that the keys were blank?
Yeap, right. None.
Aptly called the Das Keyboard Ultimate. The people from Daft Das Enterprises must have been smoking crack if they thought they could pull this off. And it cost the same as their other exact model but with key markings -- the Das Keyboard Professional.
So, professionals in the workplace use keyboards with markings, and umm so non-professionals with all the time in the world use the Ultimate to do their LoLs, Teh Suxxorzs and Wah-Laus?
We actually have to pay for a deliberate factory manufacturing defect?
Sign me up, and I think that it is absolutely fair.
Why?
Just like in Geylang, Desker Road, and other seedy places around the world, you usually have to pay for sex.
Same.
You pay for the sexiness you get with this Mistress of Keyboards. She is not as dependable as the conventional wife-y one as she requires you to have the skills to pay the bills upfront. But if you do meet the prerequisites, the Mistress will purr and make you a really happy geek man.
Cost of sex(iness)?
S$250~ after shipping at Amazon.com.
I am saving up for it and you should too.
Now, stop looking at your keyboard when you are typing, as it will soon be a thing of the past, at least when you are in my room that is.
Hehe, c'yall on the flip side.
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